P

it's 16:50 on a Friday. please tell me that pager is a drill

DD

not a drill. checkout 5xx. wedding season traffic spike.

Y

i'm flipping the promo banner off. buy us 10 minutes.

P

banner down. errors dropping. someone tell marketing we ate their campaign.

DD

postmortem Monday. nobody 'quick fix' into the weekend.

Y

deal. putting the laptop in another room now.